What Would You Do If...

You got a visit from your favorite celebrity: I can't even think of a favorite celebrity, but I think I'd be pretty stoked!
You won 500 million dollars: I would put most of it in savings, go on a shopping spree, go on a few vacations, share some with family and friends, and buy a whole bunch of gourmet cupcakes.
You found a wallet on the ground: I would turn it in to the police, duh!
Your date throws up on you: Then it's no longer a date. -_-
You witnessed a murder: In that case, I would be the one throwing up.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call the Coast Guard to come get me.
Facebook and Myspace both shut down: I would be completely unaffected. I use neither.
A random dude offered you candy: No offense to all you "random dudes" out there, but if a random dude offers me candy, I would be quite skeptical about what it really is.
You lost your favorite thing in the world: I would mourn for a while, because it's irreplaceable.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: No way, sir.
You caught a friend stealing from you: I would knock them in the face!
Someone shaved off your eyebrows: I would draw them back on all curvy-like so that I look evil.
You got a phone call from the President: I think I'd be concerned.
You had one wish: Right now, it would be for sushi from Amura.

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